An ode to the blue bird by Emily Goldstein
Tina Fey and Sarah Palin,
Words with Friends and Alec Baldwin.
Check out my new video on youtube.
You didn’t reply to my tweet? Rude.
Rosie and Sophia were on Ellen on again,
Downton Abbey is the latest trend.
Jenna Marbles posted a new video.
Steve’s tweets aren’t funny. Unfollow.
Political arguments heat up in Jerusalem.
Ordered a pizza for dinner. Single girl problems.
Rachel and Finn just got back together.
Ted, I gotta know– who is the mother?
Just checked in at Amer’s on FourSquare,
Snooki’s pregnant? Still don’t care.
Two teenagers walk in the sunset, holding hands –
I’ll post a picture of it on Instagram.
Please don’t cancel “Community.”
Shit girls say, that’s so me!
Just got a job working part-time,
YOLO, bitches. It’s Tebow Time!
Have you heard? Did you know?
Please stop talking. That’s so ninety seconds ago.